Holy Tits!

There’s a fanplog!

And you’re looking at it—the fanny porn blog of No Life in a Box. Wham, bam, and thank you ma’am for bringing your perky little keester on by.

So here’s a little rundown of what you can expect:

1. The main purpose of this blog will be to write porny fanfic based on NLiaB’s bi-monthly serialized novel she has tentatively titled Glitch. I haven’t seen a single word of her story yet, so I don’t really know what I’m going to call it, though I’m pretty tempted by Sexy Bitch. We’ll see.

2. Reviews of the reviews NLiaB writes. Chances of me actually reading anything she has read are slim, so expect colorful, creative ways to add porn to sentences. For example, “and then she poisoned him!” might turn into “and then she poisoned him with her sexy love juices, which caused him to fornicate mightily with a turtle-shaped pillow until his death by dehydration!”

3. Because I am irreverent and crude, look for some porny takes on NLiaB’s coverage of news events. A blog titled “What’s up with Michelle Obama appearing on Sesame Street ads promoting exercise?” might turn into “What’s up with Sesame Street creating so many filthy love shrines to the First Lady’s sexy, sexy arms?”

4. Sometimes, I may even have a post about NLiaB’s personal life! (or my sordid/fun versions of her personal life!)

So, that’s it. There was not much porn this time, I know. TITTIES! I'll make up for it soon, I promise.